Jul 042009
 

I know this might be old news, but I just found out that the new Arkham Asylum game for PS3 comes in two formats.  Regular video and a especial edition. Both versions will have the code to download the Joker module so the Clown Prince of Crime can be played in certain levels, but the especial edition also contains a few more goodies. Check this out…

The extra goodies are awsome…
1. A leather bound copy of Dr. Arkham’s Diary with entries on all inmates.
2. An extra disk with the making of the game and other visual material pertaining the game.
3. And last but not least…a full size replica of Batman’s Batarang used in the game.

If you really like what you see make sure you preorder, since I heard that the sets are limited in number.  The price on this set… $100 clams…plus tax.

Now a question to ya’ll since I know nothing about modern video games (i grew up with Atari…that’s all) Where can I get a well priced used/new PS3?

Jul 042009
 

I was browsing in the mag section, looking for the latest Scientific American (yes, I’m a nerd! *smiles*) when something told me to go to the gaming section.  Odd, I thought then, since I don’t play videogames, but I went anyways and to my surprise…I saw a copy of GAMES MASTER magazine with a report on the new Arkham Asylum game.  It promised surprises inside and I smiled as I picked it up just to check it out when LO’ and BEHOLD….inside was a beautiful poster of Joker glaring from the edge with that sinister smile of his. Arkham Asylum looms in the background. 

I just started to drool…and rushed to the nearest cash register to get this beauty.  I have no words to thank the People of Games Mater for producing such a nice piece…I have not seen posters in any of the other mags any less a Joker picture…so guys, THANKS A MILLION…you just made a Joker fan very happy!!! 

PS: For those that want to know…Games Master is an English magazine dedicated to videogames and the issue containing the poster is the March 2009.

Jun 282009
 

Ok, for those that don’t know me, I’m a Joker freak. Yeah.  I love Joker in ever shape, size, color, flavor it comes.  From a Joker Pez dispenser, to the small Heath Ledger Joker in the cereal box.  I have most and continually hunt for more and within my collection I have found some strange incarnations of the Clown Prince of Crime that has even me scratching my head.  I would like to share a few of them with fellow Joker fans, because it can’t be only me that find these appearances quite…well, ODD.  Then, isn’t that what we love of Joker, his ability to stay out of the crowd? All right, enough of me. Enjoy!


 

Title: “The Mark of Bizarro” DC Comics Presents 71, July 1984

Creative Team: E. Nelson Bridwell, writer; Curt Swan, artist

What I think: OK, if there wasn’t enough with a Bizarro Superman and a Batzarro, here we see and entire Justice League of Bizarros and our very own…Bizarro Joker.   He doesn’t wear makeup (but still has green hair), is the sanest man in this crazy Bizarro world and cries all the time instead of laughing. (I think he cries seeing how little panel time he gets on the comic, guess why…?) Thank God they never gave this guy his own series…


  Title: Digital Justice, 1990

Creative Team: Pepe Moreno

I think: Well this was a very difficult graphic novel to make then. Forget World of Warcraft and the Sims. CGI is crude and minimal. The computer technology of the early nineties was in its infancy as this was probably done when people still programmed in BASIC, but the plot is very interesting and complicated (so much that I’m using the premise one a story I’m writing). Please, don’t blink between panels or you will stray with this GN. Joker and Batman are long time dead, but somehow, the Clown has survived as a computer virus with great ambitions (Batman Forever : Return of the Joker comes to mind). It requires a detective with the skills of the Bat and a large access to the “Network” to put this clown down and the task goes to Gordon’s grandson.


 

Title: Nosferatu, 1990.

Creative Team: Ted McKeever, cinematographer (?), Randy & Jean-Marc Lofficier, artists

What I think: For those horror fans…this one’s for you. A merge of the Cabinet of Dr. Cagliari and Nosferatu in the Batman universe….Yummy! Dr. Arkham creates a Frankenstein-like like creature called the Laughing Man (aka the Joker, see pic) and sets the monster free to do chaos in an alternate Gotham. It’s up to Nosferatu, yes… the classic silent movie vampire (aka Batman), to thwart Arkham’s plans and stop the Laughing man at any cost.

The art is kind of grotesque and uses heavy blacks and sepias which add to the horror feel of the graphic novel. Unfortunately the Laughing man is reduced to a puppet with no dialogue and only one thing in mind…murder (and well equipped he is for that). It makes for a fun read though.

 

Title: Superman : Speeding Bullets (Elseworlds tale) 1993.

Creative Team: J.M DeMatteis, writer; Eduardo Barreto, artist

What I think: If you noticed the title, you immediately realize this is not a Batman prestige format. Jor-el falls on earth and is adopted by the Waynes. Young Bruce is one angry SOB, but he really doesn’t know what to do with his life or his powers, and takes the role of Batman in Gotham. Since there can’t be a Batman without a Joker, the role falls on Lex Luthor.   Lex plays with Batman, sometimes using homoerotic undertones, but have to admit that this Joker is pretty much more in character as he is out of looks. This is a story of finding oneself, in this case Bruce Wayne coming to peace with what he is. After he deals with Joker…he is reborn and the darkness is lifted. Is the new era for a new…SUPERMAN. In my opinion, though…they should have kept the original Joker look, somehow, Luthor is not that believable as the Clown Prince. A good read anyways.

 

More Weird Joker Ahead…Please Join the Tour

Sep 202008
 

 Everybody knows that I’m addicted to the Joker.  No biggie.

What people don’t know is that I go to great extents to find new and unusual things despicting the Clown Prince of Crime.  Two of my latest acquisitions are here.  The first one is the Lee Bermejo BRUISES AND BLACK EYES  sketchbook from the 2008 San Diego Comic Convention in CA.  To my surprise he included a few pics of his upcoming graphic novel JOKER coming this October.  I just had to share with you this beauty….LOOK!


WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!
And OMG! Isn’t that last pic of Joker….crying?  What  could be strong enough to make him cry, heck he is human!

I love this sketchobook and can tell you that I can’t wait to see the final artwork in the graphic novel.  I have more scans for those interested.

Then there is the Bill Sienkiewicz 2008 Sketcbook from San Diego and though the artist mostly reproduce posters and scenes from TDK, he does it magnificently.  His style is very characteristic and realistic.  I love it. They are beautifully done. Take a look…

Amazing don’t you think?  This are great additions to my little collection and worth the investment

PS:  I will soon post the ones from my Jim Lee sketbook also fromthe 2008 San Diego Comic Con in CA.

 

Jul 312008
 

I admit it…I should have written this a week ago, but I had to watch the movie at least a few times before I felt comfortable.  I have watched it three times already and I have this to say.  First viewing was on the premiere day at midnight along with a few hundred people in the local IMAX theater and it just blew my mind.   I couldn’t stop myself from going WOW!, AWWW! OMG! every few minutes.  The experience of watching the movie in the IMAX format made up for the five hours I spent patiently waiting to get into the theater.

It was not a bad experience.  I got to see a lot of fans, Jokers and Jokerettes, though disappointingly no Harleys went to the midnight premiere.  Many of the fans there were already getting ready by reading copies of the Killing Joke, Then Man Who laughs among other copilations. Most of the attendants were wearing the Heath Ledger Joker shirt as a memorial to the actor. I personally was wearing my WHY SO SERIOUS shirt, because i felt I had to give homage to the actor who gave life to my favorite villain.

But enough of the premiere.  I was just too stunned about what I saw to comment.  The movie was simply marvelous, so I had to see it a second time at a local theater nearby my home.  Then I understood the beauty of the IMAX format. This little theater presented the movie in the old THX format and it was a world of a difference, so if you are going to see the Dark Knight only once…please see it in IMAX.

Anyways, I watched my movie with another group of fans and my Joker with Batman card shirt.  We all looked like escaped from the same asylum….and I loved the feeling. And here is what I thought about the movie.

First of all, my hat off to Mr. Nolan and his team of writers for creating such a deep and complex story.  From the beginning you can tell that there is more than just batman vs the bad guys.  This is a story that shows the conflicts of a man who is desperately trying to have a life…Batman really wants to be with his girl but duty calls, and he finds in Harvey Dent a man to follow his mission of fighting crime in Gotham.  Then we also have the conflict of the Lieutenant  Gordon fighting against a corrupt police department and at the end the conflict against the greatest betrayal of all…but more on that later. Right now it is fair to say that this is a reinterpretaion of a classic, taking elements from the comic books (like some references to Joker’s origin from Killing Joke, the ‘people will die” motif from Batman #1 and The Man Who Laughs) and transporting this to a more belivable setting, thus allowing us to see a world that could be like ours.

Harvey has a very dramatic, and believable fall from hero to villain.  He really lives up to his words “Either you become the hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.”  And Joker helps him in the transformation, making him suffer blow after blow until he reduced the hero to nothing but a mass of hatred and resentment whose only way to get even with the world is becoming the villain and take justice in his own hands.  I believed in Harvey Dent, and I really believed in his transformation.  How much can a man take before turning his back on the world?  Aaron Earckard did a very good job in his portrayal of Harvey Dent and Two Face.

Loved to see more involvement of Lucius Fox in the movie.  I think the character deserved it, not only as an integral part of Batman’s resources against Gothams mob, but also as Bruce Wayne’s conscience.  When Batman develops the surveillance system from Lucius’ idea of the sonar, Fox is quick in reminding Bruce…”how far is too far, Mr. Wayne”.  It makes us think that yes, we want a safer world but do we need to give up our privacy?  A little thinking there.

Then there is Batman/Alfred and i talk of them together because that how they interact in the movie.  They are a lot closer, and the father/son atmosphere is much more present than in the first movie. Lot’s of humor but also lots of loving and caring for the boy he help grow up. Great chemistry and awesome to get tiny bits of Alfred’s past in the English military service. Only thing that bothered me of Batman though was his raspy voice.  Man, more than once I wanted to offer the Detective a Halls…because it really was getting on my nerves.  But after the third view…everything was better.

Rachel Dawes was a neat surprise.  The selection of the new actress to take over the role from the first movie I think was a great asset because she brings a certain freshness to the character that lacked in the previous instalment.  This character’s “refurbishment” was done impeccably

Gordon’s character development like I said was wonderful, and I really loved his more direct involvement with the actual investigation.  I still remember in the Batman begins when he got to drive the Tumbler to help Batman against Ras al Guhl.  In here he gets to be the hero once more, taking on the Joker and making the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that Harvey’s accomplishments before his turn to villiany were not lost. One last word here and it goes to those that have said that Gordon’s family was not part of continuity.  I’m not a nerd, but I did my research and Jim Gordon was indeed married to a woman called Barbara (first wife) and had two children with her.  One was Anthony “Tony” Gordon and the other was Barbara Gordon (that will later become Batgirl) So yes, Gordon had TWO children…aparently Nolan made his homework too, go figures….

Anyways, this brings me to the most important part of the review.  Heath Ledger’s Joker and only one thing I can say. AMAZING.   Ledger was able to do what only a handful of actors in Hollywood can and that is to completely immerse themselves in the characters they portray to make then believable and realistic as possible and let us forget about the actor portraying them.  Literally, there is no Heath Ledger in this movie, only Joker.  Oh, and the Joker he creates is memorable…From his punk look, his smeared makeup and ghastly smile, his James Cagney style gangster speech, and even the way he walks.  This Joker is special.

From the first introduction of the character with his catchy phrase “I believe that what doesn’t kill you makes you….STRANGER!”  We know that we are in for a treat and that this is not your regular Clown Prince of Crime.  Then we see him again at the mob meeting and the well known twisted Joker humor is there with the disappearing pencil trick.  Yes, Joker is funny, but he is only funny to Joker.  For everybody else he is just shocking, unpredictable, and chaotic (though many of us laughed at his magic trick).  But this Joker rejoices in chaos.  Anything that serves to spread some anarchy in the world and challenge the established rules of society is fair game for the Jester. 

His insanity is obvious throught the movie, from the interrogation of the false Batman that he televised to the media, the total disregard for human life, the perception that everything is a game, a joke and worth laughing at, even pain (and please don’t tell me the scene of Joker’s interrogation at MCU  was not painful even though Joker was enjoying every minute of it), to the little twisted mind games he played with the Detective. And let’s not forget that little speech at Gotham Central with Harvey Dent.  “I’m an agent of chaos” and “Do I look like I have a plan?…I don’t have plans…I just do things…go to the flow”. Then he states that his plan is to turn people’s plans onto themselves.  And let’s not forget the moment he puts the gun on his head and let’s Harvey decide hi fate.  I think that you have to be pretty crazy for that…and that is the essence of Joker.

Mr. Ledger’s portrayal of the Clown Prince of Crime will go down in history as probably one of the best if not THE BEST one in the genre, but I would still like not to compare him to Jack Nicholson’s 1989 Joker.  These are totally different characters.  While I have to admit that Nicholson portrayed a great Joker, it was a COMIC BOOK JOKER.  He was the skin-bleached, demented, clowny psychopathic killer that we remember from the comic books and Hamill’s animated Joker.   Ledger’s Joker is darker, more sinister, more realistic, portrayal as if trying to show what Joker would look like in the real world.  I don’t think that comparing DC Universe to Nolanverse Jokers does any justice because both are such different takes on the same theme (but if someone put a gun in my head and asked me…I like Ledger’s best because I love my Joker very dark and evil.  That’s just me.)

Then the last encounter between the Batman and the Joker ensure on the building and we see the extent to evil that this insane criminal is capable of playing.  Yes, the people in the ferries prove him wrong and show us that there is hope for our souls, but Joker is the “unstoppable force that meets an unmovable object”  He is literally a response to Batman;  the Ying to Batman’s Yang and we believe that “they could do this forever…” And let’s us not forget that though Joker is in Arkham; couldnt blow the ferries and Gordon gave Harvey a ‘clean death” without Two Face’s ghost, the Jester still won his battle against the city by destroying whatever was good in Dent and leaving deep scars on Bruce Wayne’s heart and soul.

That is the line that got me.  Because i admired what Mr. Ledger did for my favorite villain in the screen, it is really a masterpiece, and it is oneof those things where you hate a villain so much (figuratively because i love Joker with a passion beyond reason), but you want to see more of him on the movie.  And that will not happen.  Unfortunately we lost a great actor on January 22, 2008. and unless Mr. Nolan sees fit replacing the actor, there is not going to be any more Joker.  I will treasure Ledger’s performance, it promised to be incredible in a sequel, but need to enjoy this little gem Heath left as a legacy of his talent instead.  And I will

Well, I think this is all for now.  Definitely this is a great movie, done with brains and heart.  Very enjoyable action and plot.  If you can…see it on IMAX, and if I were a professional reviewer I would have to give this movie 4.5/5 BATARANGS

Jun 292008
 

A few days ago I was talking to a friend and she brought up the fact that I was too obsessed with the Joker.  I obviously denied it at first, but now the more I think of it…maybe she is right.  I write fanfiction with the Joker as a protagonist.  I collect comics, ESPECIALLY if the Joker is guest starring.  I buy EVERYTHING and ANYTHING with the Joker on it…Yes!  I’M ADDICTED TO THE CLOWN PRINCE OF CRIME…but is there anything wrong with it?  I know I’m not the only one who likes villains and definitely not the only who loves the Joker.

I don’t harm anybody.  Really, besides the psychotic episode every blue moon (and who doesn’t have them in this psychotic world) I’m harmless…unless you want to snatch that last Joker figure from the store display.  Then, things could get nasty (HAHAHA!) No seriously.  People collect stamps, paper money, baseball cards.  I collect JOKER. Why is it different?

I’ve always liked villains, in any color, flavor, shape or size.  They make more interesting characters to read and write about and let’s face it, without villains to spice the world heroes will be very lame and boring.  But let’s not degress and get back to the point of discussion.  So yes, I’m a Joker addict, but how can I not be. Let’s face it…the man, as insane as he is, has style.  He dress impeccably even if it is in clown outfit or a  black tux, and he inspires respect (within Gotham underworld.)  Nobody dares cross the Joker in a bad day. And the guy is funny, in his own twisted way.  He has that ‘something’ that attracts us to villains.  Because why does Darth Vader endure? Or  Hannibal Lecter? Or Joker?  They validate the heroes they fight.

So for that matter I have dedicated a small shrine to the J man…more of a room just for him, where I have gathered a large amount of statues, action figures, posters, fan art, posters, and other things all with the same theme…THE CLOWN PRINCE OF CRIME. And I want to share it with my LJ community.  Following are some pictures of the Shrine where you can see some of the gems of my collection.  Hope you all like them.

Pic description:
1.  My shrine one whole curio and the wall beside it,  Unfortunately I own more than have space for.  Need another curio
2.  The top shelf fo the curio with the Bolland insipired Joker with skull, Kotobukiya Joker and the Hand from the fossil Joker watch special edition…and yes…that is Batman hanging from the neck.  
3.  An Alex Ross Batman/Joker/Harley plate
4.  First shelf of the curio with JLA Joker bust, Joker with batman ballon (back), Asamiyas Joker and Harley and Heroclix.
5.  Second shelf with More Asamiya, Joker by Alex Ross, some cars and action figures and the little TDK Joker from Cheerios
6.  Third shelf.  More action figures, Millers Joker, even another Asamiya, even Adam Hughes Harley and the Batman Joker (one of them was taking a nap, oops!)
7.  Last shelf with WB Joker maquette,  a very limited Joker/Harley figure (only sold in asian market) and even a jokermobile.
8. Signed Brian Bolland print framed.
9.  The TDK four pack action figures.  Bought only to get the Joker which goes with the TDK Joker lair playset.  What am I gonna do with two Batmans and a scarecrow…any ideas?
10.  Donner DC Edition Joker doll.  Clothes are made out of fabric and even his shoes are leather…nice figure

 This is a small part of the whole collection, I hope you liked it.

Jun 192008
 

Hiya guys,
It’s being sometime since I have written anything here and I thought it was about time.  I don’t like to rant, or criticize, but there is something that I need to get out of my sytem before  it explodes.  It has to do with reviewing fanfics.  You know that I write fanfics (and for those of you who didnt…surprise!) and there is nothing better to me as a writer like more than listening to what the audience wants to say.  Do they like the story, do they hate it, what do they like most of it What do they hate most?  We are addicted to listening to the fans, so please be kind and review our work.

What I have noticed lately is that people seem not to know how to review properly and I think I would like to leave my opinion on what good reviewing should be like.  Hey, I’m not saying here that I am a perfect writer, because I’m not. First of all this is not my language and when I have to translate my thoughts to writing in a language different than mine, I’m very prone to make humongous mistakes in grammar and compostion. Writing for me is a learning process which means I’m learning little by little every time I write something.  That is where your reviews come handy.  Don’t only tell us how much you like our work, tell us also where we lack so we can fix it.  I know my problem is grammar,  so I will study grammar.  It is as simple as that.   Still…there are some basic rules you should follow when reviewing….the DOs and DONTs of the craft if you want to call it that.  Here is my list.

Let’s start with the DOs:
1. Be polite and to the point.  There is no reason to use words like F***, A**H*, SH** in a review, and above all do not refer to a fellow writer or reviewer in a demeaning manner.    Oh, and when I say  to the point use the space to discuss the work in questions and do not degress to long and extensive discourses that get away from the point you want to get through.

2.  Every review should be accompanied by a name.  It is common sense.  Whe want to know that there is a human being behind the words.  You dont have to put your REAL NAME, but one name should be the rule….even if you want to use (*) as your name.  There is full freedom on how you want to sign a review, but please, always sign them.

3.  Whenever you are critizicing a literary work, and you are able to put examples…please do so.  It helps us as writers not only to know that we have erred but where. Oh, and if you have advice on how to improve those, please share with us.  Many writers, like me, what to expand horizons, but need sometimes direction as to where to go next.

4.  When you critizice, please say the bad and the good.  You didn’t like the Plot, the Characters, the Setting?  That is OK.  You are entitled to not like certain aspects of the story, but there must be something that you liked, right?  We as authors like to have both sides of the coin.  We like to hear where we err, and where we did well.  It’s psychological, can’t explain it because I’m not a psychiatrist, but when you critique someone, and then include the strong points of that person  or literary workas well in there, the response by the author is more positive towards the review and is willing to take it into account more than if is just a list of negatives things.

Now the DONTs:
1.  Do not insult other people in your reviews.  Please refer to point 1 of the DOs for explanation

2. OK you need to sign your reviews, does that mean that you need to review with a new name every time? NO.  We writers love consistency.  We like to see that () is reading and leaving good reviews and that && is not too happy with the plot but he leaves his two cents for me to consider.    I think that what I’m trying to say is that is very rude to drop reviews that are demeaning, insulting all the time using different names so they don’t ‘catch you ‘in the act’.  In the act of what, I ask?  Reviewing is not a crime, is it?  Well when you use a review to belittle the author, insult his/her intelligence, mock and ridicule, well that is a crime.  When you do that you don’t review, but you FLAME and FLAMING is a very serious crime.

3. Which brings me to the next point….DO NOT FLAME.  For those that do not know, FLAMING is not reviewing.  It is not constructive criticism.  A FLAME is an ill intentioned comment designed with premeditation to attack and individual or a literary work on a personal level and undermine the confidence and the self steem of the author.  Now if that is not a crime, I don’t kno what is.  You don’t go around leaving your two cents to hurt somebody else’s pride, do you?  You just want to help us become better writers by pointing our strong and weak points, and that is what reviews do.  So Please stay away from flaming

4. DO NOT use the review space to stalk the authors.  OK you like our story too much and can’t wait for the next installment?  Understandable, but please, do not use the space provided for reviewing, to prompt the author for the next chapter.  We as authors don’t mind the occassional ‘cant wait for the next post’ or ‘please continue writing’ at the end of reviews.  What is annoying is the person who solely use the space to demand the author to post soon. We love you guys…and we will post as soon as we can, because we like to post often, but we have to bow to the demands of a temperamental muse and the demands of our daily lives.  So please, be patient and understanding.

OK. Now to some examples to help me illustrate what I’m saying.  Some of these examples are of my own experience.  The real names of the people involved have been changed to not point fingers at anybody.

I received this review early on by Ms G **:

“Go go go go! I love the story, ye’ve got me hooked lass 😉
Only one thing though… I think you need a beta reader, there are quite a lot of grammer errors, it doesn’t effect the story, but some readers are rather picky about that and if you smooth out the grammer you will probable get more readers ;)…”

Ms. G** is hooked on my story (YES! SUCCESS!), but even though she’s  hooked she knows it is not perfect and notes that the grammar needs some working.   Yes, my grammar sucks, but that doesn’t scare people off.   Just need to get a hold of that grammar and things will get better.  See?  This is the right way to do  a review.  She is even nice enough to end her review with a winking emoticon.  No hard feelings Ms. G**

Here is another one:

SM sent me this…
Oh, this is very interesting. I can’t wait for more. No rush though. I’ll be on the look out for any updates. By the way the song actually goes “Sweet dreams are made of these, …”

Intersting doesn’t mean SM buys it, but is promising (that is the good thing), and the fact she asks for more, is even more promising.  Then she finds something wrong… my own version of Annie Lennox “Sweet Dreams”  to the protagonist to sing. Oops, she is good enough to let me know the right lyrics.  She is nice, polite and shows me where i have erred and the correction.  Thanks SM…

H writes this… “Good story, but with many grammatical errors. Please get someone to edit your work. Some of the vocabulary is inappropriate as well, producing comical effect where it’s not supposed to be funny.”

I get the message immediately…the story has promise but the ghost of my faulty grammar still follows me.  Still working on being better at this thing H, I promise…

Then K writes this…
High intensity, but I find myself going, “Yuh huh, sure” too often, which sort of breaks up the rhythm. A couple really nice moments, but the emo-ness goes too far for my own personal tastes… I don’t quite buy the rational to explain all the “feelings” as the story progresses. Just my opinion, since I respect freedom of writing, and your story-telling abilities are doing very well; 

This one is a nice critic of the problems I was having with the rythm in the chapter he is reviewing.  He explains his reasons and states this is his opinion  Though he sounds disappointed, there is a word of encouragement at the end…not all is lost.  THANKS K…. 

One last one of the DOs if I may…
SG writes this about a chapter:
The suspense of this story is really nice, and the storyline flows very well. I anxiously await to see how everything will pan out. There are just few small details that should be addressed. Sometimes words which should be in a sentence are missing, or a word is used in the present-tense when it should be past-tense, and at one point, it is written that batman is chained up against a wall, but then joker walks behind him later in the scene.
Overall, well done, please finish.
 
She says something good (suspense), reminds me that my grammar still sucks (politely and with examples and a problem with a scene.   I am thankful of this review, SG

Now lets see examples of the DONTs.
MJB wrote:Gosh, how do you do it? Your details are so picturesque it’s not hard to fall in love with this piece of work.”

Then under the full moon, MJB becomes PA and says this…”you take everchance to insert some element of it [sex] and rub it in our face. Please stop that. It makes you look desperate. Every heard of the saying less is more? I say this because this reminds me of the garbage JokerHarley fans enjoy so much. 

Then once more, during a solar eclipse, PA then becomes LE and writes this:  “It’s such a shame that despite all the praise, hardly anyone has mentioned all the eye sores and errors that make this story a bit time consuming to read… I was going to suggest some rewording and tweaking but…it just wasn’t worth it.Your grammar is lacking…Also, you have told people that they need to watch their mistakes. What is it that they say about pots and kettles?… 
…I just think it is such a shame that there are stories out there that are more disciplined in their form and yet stuff like this gets sickening panagyric praise just because it fits their crack needs… It’s okay that people like this, but I wanted to take the time to give you a review that you rightly deserved.

OK…I will take this one in parts.  First, what jumps into my face?  Why do this person needs to speak  as three different people? Either this person has personality issues or he’s  trying to hide something. I would gladly have preferred this person would have stuck with one name…any name, but just one.  And I forgot to mention, I KNOW the real name, is not like he is getting away with making me think it is different people, you know?

So OK, this person started to like the story as is obvious from MJBs comment, then started disliking it.  No biggie.  All authors dissapoint fans every once in a while.  So I take the criticism, and I’m sorry that it didn’t live to his expectations.  At this time I went back and reviewed the direction the story was going, just to make sure I was not going too far on my presentation.  I have a particular view of the subject I’m writing that I know this person does not share.  But heck, its worth reviewing still, because maybe I’m missing the point. Actually it was reviewing the story what made me change the direction it was going, not because of what he said, but because i found I much interesting one to explore. Thanks, friend.

Then the last review… I didnt paste any highlights because there weren’t any.  Apparently there is nothing left in the story worth praising according to him and though it really hurts as a writer to get reviews like this, it is a possibility that he couldnt find anything good for real.  But notice the change in the character of the discurse. It becomes bitter as this person changes personalities.   It is a shame that people praise this story when its full of mistakes…OK, it is not nicely said , but I can take that .  Next… ‘I was going to point out some of the mistakes…but its not worth it...’ OUCH!

Lastly, the last words are like the clue that gives me into the real intention of this review. Just read by yourselves the last three lines.  There are other forms out there ‘more disciplined’ and yet ‘this gets sickening panagyric praise just because it fits their crack needs… ‘

Then the crowning sentence…. ‘It’s okay that people like this, but I wanted to take the time to give you a review that you rightly deserved.’  

Is this really a review?  It sounds more like somebody wrote this out of spite rather than desire to help me become a better writer.  It hurt, it slashed at my pride, but it didnt encourage me to become more than what I am.  That was probably the aim of this so called review and though it is not a full FLAME…its getting very close.  Why the venom?  There were ways of saying what he had to say without having to spit on the face of the author.  This review was written with the heart, not the brain.  A review from the brain sounds intelligent, has a purpose, is neutral.  A review from the heart, lacks intelligence, and is just full of passion.

I still get the criticism….My grammar still needs improvement. CHECK!  The story might be getting out of hand CHECK!,  need to remember that I’m a writer-in-training, so don’t need to get a big head even with all the other positive reviews…CHECK, CHECK! but the real intention of the so called review was not point out the weaknesses of my story to help me improve it, but to hurt the author and its work.  And I would like to tell you a little secret…All the name changes and he still didnt use his pen name; the one through which all other writers know him. WHY?  Because he doesnt want to be caught by the audience, flaming.  He is committing a crime and don’t want to be caught.  Only cowards behave in this manner. Oh well.  I just juice this pseudo-flame of whatever I could use to be a better writer and besides all the words and fancy vocabulary, could not find anything.  As a review this is useless but still worth having there in the reviews section.  Not hide it like dirty laundry, just because it doesn’t say what I want to hear.  

Boy and have I the winner for you This happened to a fellow author… 

BBD wrote this to her: I’m going to just disregard the atrocious, unconvincing characterizations
that make these two seem like completely different characters that have
nothing at all to do with…[B & J, the characters she writes] …But does it have to all be so trite and superifical and simplistic?
Seriously, it’s like watching some bad TV soap…But really, I hope you find that beta soon. You’ve got run on sentences and
poorly phrased lines galore.
(And these were  the nicest parts)

Nothing positive here.  Just  angry ranting like the one before this one, though he points to some grammatical issues. This individual was very upset with what my author friend was doing with the characters.  He has a right to not like what she is doing but does he have a right to say it this way? Again, this is someone who is speaking from the heart not the brain and after reading the whole statement, I doubt there was a brain to use but I don’t want to judge anybody.  Maybe he was just upset, because these are his favorite characters… who knows?

Unfortunately, this individual felt confident enough and signed his little flame and my author friend made the mistake of emailing back. That just made things worse.
My friend wrote: 
You have your views on how Joker should be written and I have mine. I would like to ask you, since you think that Batman/Joker slash can be done [better], what would you reccommend?
..”Finally, I would like to ask, which versions of the J** do you find to be the best in the 70 years he has been written? […] what would you reccomend on improving the character(s)?”

BBD didnt like the tone of the conversation and emailed back.
And on went the ranting….”your work is littered with mispellings, poorly constructed, run-on sentences, nonsensical themes and prose as bland as dry toast…. Just this whiny, whingy romance novel character. It would be so much more interesting if you didn’t castrate his nature. ” 

Well, his email is long but I can only post this much before making this R rated….The ranting became more passionate, angrier.  and the comments instead of being constructive, became destructive.  That is NOT the way to review.    This person’s intention was not of making my friend improve on her craft.  It was to sweep the floor with her pride and her work.  She asked for concrete help, if this person had the magic formula for perfect slash she wanted to hear it, an when inquired about what other literature with the character in question he had read, he refuse to answer.  Again, the lack of information confirms that…First, the person does not seem to know what he is talking about, and second, he didnt want to help…. This is a real FLAME, and that is a crime.

That’s it for now.  Sorry that it took so long….